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(via thosefuckingangels)
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My mom is such a troll
Whenever someone has an embarrassing/awkward moment, she says “lol” out loud and walks away.
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In which I unlearn my native language...
Ich: Und statt sich einfach zu entschuldigen und zu gehen hat sie immer weiter darauf rumgehackt.
Ich: Ich dachte echt, ich verlier's gleich.
P: Was?
Ich: Ich... losing it... gib mir Deutsch.
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which horny geologist named this mineral

(via fetzes)
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campaign to stop putting raisins in food

(via fetzes)
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why is everyone on tumblr so attractive
how can i be attractive
what’s the html code
is there a tutorial to be attractive
it was on megaupload
TOO SOON
(via fetzes)
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Don’t care if this is old. No time is the wrong time reblog this. Because clearly, this is the greatest thing that has ever happened on planet Earth.
(via awildhiddlestonappeared)
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holy shit guys they’ve actually censored Benedict’s name

(via awildhiddlestonappeared)
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When I see people whispering
I am just like:


